At a recent awards function, Ranbir Kapoor was heard joking about a telephone brand endorsement and he said he's Virgin No.1. He even shouted to the audience if David Dhawan would like to cast him in the next No.1 flick. Taking cue from RK, we compile a list of No.1 series for David Dhawan with contradictory star cast, albeit in good humour.
Take a look...
1. Virgin No. 1 - Ranbir Kapoor
Ironic as it may sound, but these words come directly from the Horse's mouth! RK has been often tagged as industry's Casanova. And looking at his list of girlfriends, his statement is hard to believe.
Looks like RK has forgotten the 'condom gift' that Deepika intended to give him on Koffee with Karan, revealing much more about him that he would like.
2. Bhartiya Naari No. 1 - Sunny Leone
This is one Indian woman (of Indian roots atleast) who has probably shocked the entire Indian community by her profession, adult film star that is.
Since she defies all norms of being a traditional Indian girl, she fits the best for the Bhartiya Naari No.1 role, we think.
3. Gandhi No.1 - SRK
Looking at Shahrukh's record of brawls - Shirish Kundar Salman Khan and few more and especially the thappad ki goonj episode with Shirish at Sanjay Dutt's party recently, we think he fits the role perfectly.
4. Heroine No. 1 - Sonam Kapoor
The way this fashion queen has given one flop after the other, we find her apt for David Dhawan's Heroine No.1 series. Who knows this one might be a hit!
5. Bachelor No.1 - Sajid Khan
41 and still single! Not that its something strange, coz we have hunks like Salman Khan who are on the wrong side of 40 and still single. But since we are casting ironic people here, Bachelor No.1 should certainly star our flab err... fab director Sajid khan.
6. Sharmilee No. 1 - Veena Malik
Who better than the bombshell imported from Pakistan for this title. Considering her ultra-bold acts (the Nude FHM cover for example), especially keeping in mind the conservative society that she comes from, we give it to her.
Introducing, the shy hottie Veena Malik.
7. Macho No.1- Tushaar Kapoor
Despite having Jitendra's genes, Tushaar Kapoor hasn't really got the looks of a Hero, let alone having a macho bod. Although implausible, but looking at his slender physique, we'd suggest Tushar Kapoor to Dhawan for macho No.1.
Afterall, if Ranbir can be Virgin why can't Tushar be macho.
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